The Masturbation Age Calculator

Don't tell me your age; You would probably tell a falsehood anyway.
But the Masturbation Age Calculator knows ALL.

Pick the number of time you probably would like to masturbate per week.
(Must be more than once, but less than 10)

Multiply this number by 2, just to be bold.

Add 5.

Multiply that by 50.

if you have already had your birthday this year add 1759, if you haven't add 1758.

Now subtract the 4 digit number of the year you were born.

You should get a 3 digit number, the first digit is the original number of times you like to masturbate, and the last two numbers are your age.

Post your three digit number!

Calculator ees sighkick, irl.

Mines 2/21

Dood?

[Archerjess]

6/24

[Archerjess]

Noone seems to be in any great hurry to tell the world how much they masturbate.

What, twice a day every day is too much? Nonsense. The simple arithmetic gimmick still works with bigger masturbation numbers, if you interpret 4-digit numbers in the obvious way. But if you're over 100 years old, on the other hand, then the result you get, if it could be made true, would be like finding the fountain of youth and getting to masturbate one more time per week. Win/win.

Jess - Once a day? Which would you take off?

Algebraic sleight of hand, wonderful.
number * 2
number * 2 + 5
(number * 2 + 5) * 50 = number * 100 + 250
number * 100 + 250 + 1759 = number * 100 + 2009
so of course you get number in the hundreds places, and (2009 - birth year = age) is what's left.

But if you masturbate Saturday, Tuesday, and every other Thursday, then it's like you age fifty years, and lose the every other Thursday. Or get 50 years younger and masturbate every Saturday, Tuesday, and Thursday, if you're over 50. They're equivalent!

[Tai`Lauranna]

70/75

I masturbate once a day for 4 days out of the week.

**** math, I know how much I masturbate.

Originally Posted by Archerjess

Noone seems to be in any great hurry to tell the world how much they masturbate.

Mpegs or it didn't happen.

[Sapreaver]

819 ^.^ I didn't get to pick a bigger number :/

Originally Posted by Sapreaver

819 ^.^ I didn't get to pick a bigger number :/

Chronic Masturbator are we?

7 18 Relic hurt my feelings

[Asahel]

5/27. Pretty spiffy little math trick! I dig it!

Originally Posted by Archerjess

6/24

*wants to hang out with jess more often*

723.... I get bored easy.

4/17 now that I felt like doing the math

[Sexyy]

3/20 YAY it works