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Old 05-21-2009, 10:47 AM   #1
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Since this forum has a distinct deficiency in active forum games, I figured I would start one.

Basically you write any really funny last words that people might say right before they die. I guess I should make some examples to start it off.


What does this button do?

...and whatever you do, DON'T TOUCH THE RED WIRE.

Trust me, I've done this before.

Let's split up.

Watch this.

It's behind me, isn't it?
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Old 05-21-2009, 11:34 AM   #2
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Psssh Gasoline and Gunpowder isn't THAT explosive...
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:53 AM   #3
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No, stupid, that means that only pirates can drink it.
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Old 05-22-2009, 06:28 AM   #4
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How about...

"Hey, hold my beer for a sec"

or

"Get a picture of this so I can put it on myspace!"
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:25 PM   #5
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So says the person who is about to hit a car:
"hold my beer, and WATCH THIS!!!1!!1+one!!!SHIFT+1=!!!!lulz"
ok im done now
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Old 05-23-2009, 10:56 AM   #6
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Of course its not dangerous...
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Old 05-23-2009, 01:50 PM   #7
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sticking forks into your eyes dont hurt THAT much...
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Old 05-23-2009, 08:45 PM   #8
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what eyes trid?
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Old 05-24-2009, 09:20 AM   #9
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i said your not mine....
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Old 05-24-2009, 09:48 AM   #10
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anyway...back to the last words...here's what i thought of in the past 10 seconds

"i bet that sniper isnt aiming for me"

"that timer is just for the cookies in the oven"

and more i havent thought of
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Old 05-24-2009, 11:46 AM   #11
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"oh wait, it really WAS the other tunnel..."
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Old 05-24-2009, 10:35 PM   #12
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Guess my last words will be "can you please log Ives in, she still has to use 3hours rrt before reset...".
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Old 09-09-2009, 06:29 AM   #13
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Ives, that was such a bad fail that you killed my thread for 4 months.



Honey, we've run out of money for Nodiatis. The only thing we have left to sell to keep us p2p is my liver, and I don't think that's a good-
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Old 09-09-2009, 10:32 AM   #14
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I'll be right back



fwiw- shouldn't this be in off topic? Not that i don't like forum games, it's just not exactly "Nodiatis related discussion"

*shrugs*

EDIT: I can't believe I didn't catch the ressurection... oops
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Old 09-09-2009, 12:45 PM   #15
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this was made b4 the uncivil topic was born, youre still right though
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Old 09-09-2009, 03:41 PM   #16
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"What's the worst that can happen?"


Edit:


"Today's date is September 11, 2001..."

"Chuck Norris, what time is it..."

"Let's go check out what that noise was"

"Today's date is December 7, 1941..."

"Hitler is stupi..."

"Hey guys I'm Jewish what abou..."

"Alalalalalalalalalalahhhhhhh..."

"May God strike me down now if he..."

"Let's go pick on that nerd over there..."

"Yah know wut? Ah ain't pikkin' yo cotton!"

"I wonder what happens when you put these two things together..."

"Today's date is August 6,1945..."

"Today's date is August 9, 1945..."

"Watch me go use a racial slur on that black kid..."

"Wazzup yo' nerdy cracka mofo?"

"Today's date is January 20, 2009."

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Old 09-09-2009, 06:47 PM   #17
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"Don't worry, I saw a guy do this on youtube.."
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Old 09-09-2009, 07:09 PM   #18
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Look Ma!, no hands!
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Old 09-09-2009, 08:11 PM   #19
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whats the worst that can happen were only seeing wat acid does on our heads lol
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Old 09-09-2009, 11:11 PM   #20
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WOOOW! I'm gonna ride that big wave dude ...
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