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10-03-2011, 11:35 PM
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Gem Pouch Expert
Jerzy is offline
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Nod Haiku Competition
I've spoken with Goff, Meke, and the Glitchlin folks. Our idea is to have a Nod-related haiku competition. Who ever comes up with the best haiku will receive the title "Haiku Master" beside their name on avatar mouseover and will be enshrined in the Tops List under "Greatest Haiku Writers" category. They will also get early access to the new Writer Class that will be released in the January "Tertiary Classes" update. Multiple entries allowed.
I'll start:
Drunken Fisherman
I'll show you my iron gaff
but auras don't stack
Second entry
I was chopping wood
I get a giant fagot
Darkness my ol' fren
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10-03-2011, 11:42 PM
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Gem Pouch Expert
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Melusinenyxie
enter my fungi forest
bring inhibitor
#4
The freeflowingness
is what I have been missing
to become OP
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10-03-2011, 11:42 PM
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Epic Scholar
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I fought Jerzy once
He raped me in the aniz
I really liked it
One day I'll save her
That beautiful young princess
And get a blowjob
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10-03-2011, 11:45 PM
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Epic Scholar
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In the Gob Mountains
There resides an old woman
She gave me herpes
I'm stalking Hoppy
Hope she doesn't call the cops
And I don't get rammed
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10-03-2011, 11:46 PM
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Gem Pouch Expert
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#17
From the computer
crawls giant water spider
LSD is fun
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10-03-2011, 11:52 PM
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Boss Hunter
tygerwulf is offline
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Camel toe resin
A bundle of Hentai webs
The Princess is screwed
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10-04-2011, 07:59 AM
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Neophyte
Deino is offline
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I wanna be a writer class!
Support!
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Neverending grind
Coveting Legendaries
N. Lake Forever
Auction trophies for
Time cards; Living Nod bleeds green
Become Underskilled
I see red. Flashing.
The toon shroud in criticals
My recalls are gone
Last edited by Deino; 10-04-2011 at 08:15 AM..
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10-04-2011, 10:38 AM
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Gem Pouch Expert
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nodiatis.com ...
boomstick logs in
glitchless genius
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10-04-2011, 12:10 PM
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Neophyte
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Thought of more. I like this.
The South Dread Slasher
Bleed Baby Bleed Baby Bleed
Dual Wield Bloodclaws
Lost Polar Bear Cub
Sea of Moss abandonment
Slaughtered. Desnouted.
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10-08-2011, 04:01 PM
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Bouldertail Lizard
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die
Trophies so Heavy
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If they put a nice icon on you it's beneficial if they put a mean one on the other guy it's detrimental.
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Originally Posted by Glitchless
The player was banned for using an exploit repeatedly without reporting it. There's only 1 proper way to profit off an exploit: report it.
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Originally Posted by Huggles
Old Delay/(1+haste%) = New Delay
For slow effects, use the slow % but as a negative.
Just repeat for multiple effects.
DO NOT multiply by 1+slow% to get your new delay. 1*1.4 is not the same as 1/0.6 and your answer will be wrong.
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10-08-2011, 04:02 PM
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Epic Scholar
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Nodiatis porn
Rule 34 is a lie
Can't find any porn
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Originally Posted by Glitchless
If they put a nice icon on you it's beneficial if they put a mean one on the other guy it's detrimental.
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Originally Posted by Glitchless
The player was banned for using an exploit repeatedly without reporting it. There's only 1 proper way to profit off an exploit: report it.
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Originally Posted by Huggles
Old Delay/(1+haste%) = New Delay
For slow effects, use the slow % but as a negative.
Just repeat for multiple effects.
DO NOT multiply by 1+slow% to get your new delay. 1*1.4 is not the same as 1/0.6 and your answer will be wrong.
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10-08-2011, 04:06 PM
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Epic Scholar
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Let's not be closed minded and all write in English!
Ich hasse Juden!
Sie sollten nicht spielen Nod!
Vergewaltigung.
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Originally Posted by Glitchless
If they put a nice icon on you it's beneficial if they put a mean one on the other guy it's detrimental.
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Originally Posted by Glitchless
The player was banned for using an exploit repeatedly without reporting it. There's only 1 proper way to profit off an exploit: report it.
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Originally Posted by Huggles
Old Delay/(1+haste%) = New Delay
For slow effects, use the slow % but as a negative.
Just repeat for multiple effects.
DO NOT multiply by 1+slow% to get your new delay. 1*1.4 is not the same as 1/0.6 and your answer will be wrong.
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10-08-2011, 09:20 PM
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Neophyte
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Glad to inspire you, Huggles, to violent, repetitive, single syllable poetry!
Let's keep this ball and chain rolling!
Element: Water
Quenching Scorched Wood Inferno
Tentacle Monster
One Eyed Spelunker
Serpentine Penetration
Devouring Souls
To Wade the Shallows,
Moss depths breed blood and fire
5 Eyed Fungaloid
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10-08-2011, 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Huggles
Let's not be closed minded and all write in English!
Ich hasse Juden!
Sie sollten nicht spielen Nod!
Vergewaltigung.
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That's...disturbing.
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10-08-2011, 10:03 PM
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Neophyte
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players...
Daeronryuujin
Complications with Women
Star Wars For The Win
Melusinenyxie
Siren of Nodiatis
Purple Text Shipwrecks
... that's all I got for now. Player haiku is hard.
Edit: That haiku isn't disturbing. It's an iconic profile of the average misanthropic nodder.
Last edited by Deino; 10-08-2011 at 10:06 PM..
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10-08-2011, 10:17 PM
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Auction Master
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I support haikus
Especially Nxyie ones
Buff Writer Class Plox
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10-08-2011, 10:28 PM
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The OPest Nod build
Making all the noobies drool
Never-ending quest
I farm my trophies
to buy more TCs to grind
To farm more trophies ....
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10-09-2011, 03:03 AM
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i slaughter mobs day in and day out
then transport the corpses to blood lake
with them being on the edge of the map no one will know
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10-09-2011, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by TamariChan
i slaughter mobs day in and day out
then transport the corpses to blood lake
with them being on the edge of the map no one will know
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That's not even a haiku you noob!
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Originally Posted by Glitchless
If they put a nice icon on you it's beneficial if they put a mean one on the other guy it's detrimental.
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Originally Posted by Glitchless
The player was banned for using an exploit repeatedly without reporting it. There's only 1 proper way to profit off an exploit: report it.
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Originally Posted by Huggles
Old Delay/(1+haste%) = New Delay
For slow effects, use the slow % but as a negative.
Just repeat for multiple effects.
DO NOT multiply by 1+slow% to get your new delay. 1*1.4 is not the same as 1/0.6 and your answer will be wrong.
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10-12-2011, 09:06 AM
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Boss Hunter
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Terror in Nod! an unpaid
Polite and civil. Then come the flames
Another noob dismissed... total win!
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